![]() You may be killed, you may be sucked, you may even be raped!!! But you'll probably reading this disregarding this as improbable, but please, make it probable so that you can survive. That's why you shouldn't push the big red button, you may experience what they've experience. Anyways, something happened and I ended up on earth. I don't know what happened, they were probably killed, or sucked into space, or both. It might do something.", then they pushed it and they were. 2 maybe 3 people on a journey stopped along that big red button and thought to themselves "Hey, maybe I should press that big red button. Well why you shouldn't push it is an important one, I am almost stressing it at this point. Applies to: sex, cliff-jumping, large red buttons that say Do Not Push, hot girls bent over searching though their bags. Umbilical hernias happen in about one in five newborns. BUTTON! Why shouldn't you push that button you ask? When intestines or fatty tissue push through this opening, it creates a large bulge at the belly button known as an umbilical hernia. Well I'm going to tell you this, do not press the big red button, ever. Some have died pressing that red button, some have had weird stuff happened when they pressed the red button. Many people have pondered what that big red button might do, and some have pushed that big red button to see what it does. ![]() If it's lying there then it has to do something, what does it do, what does it want. Many have seen that the big red button has a purpose, well because it's lying there and all. I don't know, I'm just the narrator, I read stuff that the operators have programmed into me. It seems to have a purpose, or maybe it doesn't. The Big Red Button is just an ordinary button, just lying around.
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